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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:00 pm

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38)Only beskar can cut beskar, the only thing that can cut Corr.... DONT BE STUPID NOTHING CAN CUT CORR!

39)Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Corr.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:30 pm

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40) In one year, Corr Vhett was "Player of the Month" 15 times.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:41 pm

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41) All lightsaber crystal caverns in the galaxy used to be old septic tanks that Corr used to be connected to his toilets. The crystals now used from the caves in lightsabers are actually his magic dung imbued by his awesomeness.

42) The robes that Jedi and Sith wear are actually old handkerchiefs that Corr used.

43) Fear of outer space is often called astrophobia. Fear of flying is called aviophobia. Fear of Corr Vhett is called logic.

44) Chewbacca didn't die on Serenpidal. He's located in Corr Vhett's living room as his carpet, acting dead since he's too afraid of Corr to move.

45) Force ghosts sit around campfires to tell Corr Vhett stories.

46) Corr Vhett's sabacc face is so legendary he once won a sabacc tournament while only holding one ace, an idiot, a pazaak card, a monopoly get out of jail free card, and one card from the Huttese card game, Bo.
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:41 am

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47) Corr Vhett visited the Virgin Islands once, after he left, they were just called The Islands
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:06 am

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48) There is a sandwich named after him on every planet.
49) No one has ever seen Mace Windu and Corr Vhett in the same place, at the same time. Coincidence?
50) The real reason Obi Wan went into hiding on Tatooine all those years was because he owed Corr Vhett money.
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:52 am

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[quote="Dace Concordia":18xgi64j]24: He can hear a ducks echo[/quote:18xgi64j]
[color=#40BF40:18xgi64j]So can everyone :P

51) Corr Vhett can cut through a lightsaber blade, with his own "lightsaber"![/color:18xgi64j]
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:14 pm

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52) Corr Vhett can kill two stones with one Mynock.

53) Corr Vhett can get blood out of a stone.

54) "That's not a moon... Its Corr's right bollock."

55) Yoda can lift an X-Wing out of water... Corr Vhett can push one through land.

56) Corr doesn't call the wrong number.... You answered the wrong comlink.
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:29 pm

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57) The galaxy revolves around Corr Vhett. They just call it Deep Corr and The Corr Worlds.
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:39 pm

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58: He once went water skiing. In the Desert.
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Post Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:34 pm

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59: Corr once ate some field rations. The resulting gastrointestinal explosion produced the Grand Army of the Republic.
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Post Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:44 am

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60) Corr Vhett enjoys reading the Corellia Times newspapers. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
61) Who shot first? Han or Greedo? Answer - Corr Vhett.
62) Coincidentally, the Force technique that Corr Vhett is in natural at is Force stealth.
63) Corr Vhett can resist the Dark side. He just doesn't want to.
64) A twi'lek once accused Corr Vhett of being the father of her child. Corr then took proper DNA tests that revealed the child to not be his.... but his 434 Heavy blaster pistol.
65) When Corr Vhett says, and quote, "that's what she said," he means it.
66) The Dark side Compendium is actually one of Corr Vhett's fifth grade creative writing assignments.
67) Time waits for Corr Vhett
68) Remember when Mara Jade died? Corr Vhett was bored.
69) Writing Corr Vhett facts has been proven to reduce the chances of cancer, lowers cholesterol, and help with erectile dysfunction, much to Dace Concordia's liking.
70) Corr Vhett's sweat from his first sauna is the origin of all the water on planet Dac.
71) Want to know why the Kwa are extinct? Because Corr Vhett was tired of their shavit.
72) Corr Vhett is the number of roads a man must walk down before you can call him a man.
73) There is no life on Tund, not since Corr Vhett took a day trip there.
74) Corr Vhett sneezes, volcano on Mustafar erupts. Coincidence? I think not.
75) Yoda learned the Force from Corr Vhett.
76) There is no sleep, just moments in time when Corr Vhett isn't watching you anymore.
77) Corr Vhett's toilet overflowed. Soon after, the Moon Falls on the Forest Moon of Endor was discovered.
78) Corr Vhett got away with it, despite those meddling kids and their dumb dog too.
79) Corr Vhett doesn't get laid. He lays people.
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Post Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:51 am

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80 Corr once had a staring contest with a cheeto, and won
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Post Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:59 pm

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81) Corr Vhett has so much swagger, he can take a bath with 2 gals when they are on different continents.
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Post Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:27 pm

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82. Corr Vhett is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
83. Corr Vhett doesn't use out of character knowledge because Corr Vhett knows all.
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Post Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:30 pm

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84) Corr Vhett was once accused of GMing. He had simply signed into JvS Chat.
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Post Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:56 pm

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85) Corr Vhett's sexiness is brain hurting. He wears armor so everyone doesn't have headaches all the time.*


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Post Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:14 pm

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86) Corr Vhett needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Corr Vhett.
87) I once made a joke about Corr Vh...
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Post Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:15 am

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88) Corr Vhett gives Red Bull wings.

89) The Force aspires to become one... with Corr Vhett.

90) There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no death, there is the Corr Vhett.

91) Corr Vhett doesn't acknowledge the existence of Ashoka Tano... Just saying.

92) "Deep Core" is really a euphemism. I'll let you decide what for.
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Post Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:27 pm

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93) The Corvette-type vessels were named after Corr Vhett to honor his penis size. The ships are still only built at 1:10 scale.
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