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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:04 pm

The Most Interesting Man(do) In the Universe

A dedication to Corr Vhett; The Most Interesting Mando In the Universe.

1) The Whills ask him to moderate...them.
2) Kamino rains so much because it is sad that he has never visited.
3) Odin prays...to him.
4) Nyx sleeps with a nite-lite for fear...of Corr Vhett.
5) The Core Worlds were named not for their location but rather, as an eternal homage to him.
6) Bantha's step in his poodoo.
7) His tears can cease, forever, the conflict between Jedi and Sith. Too bad he never cries.
8) Watto would have accepted Republic Credits from him.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:07 pm

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9) He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
10)He lives vicariously through himself.
11) Corr once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
12) When he flies a new ship off of a shipyard, it increases in value.
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13) Obi Wan went home and re-thought his life when he met...him.
14) The planet Byss, used to be called "Abyss" until Corr round-house kicked it.
15) The "Unknown Regions", to him, are simply called "The Regions".
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:14 pm

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16) When Corr talked to C-3PO he told him the odds.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:20 pm

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17) He can speak Mando'a in Binary.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:36 pm

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18) He can call Sinistra Lady.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:05 pm

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19: He doesnt always Die. but when he does...he doesn't
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:18 pm

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20) The Death Star's superlaser didn't actually work. Corr destroyed Alderaan just to make the Empire feel good.
21) Likewise, Luke Skywalker's torpedo was a dud. Corr destroyed the Death Star just to keep things even.
22) Corr spends a thousand years digesting Sarlacc meat so the beast knows how it feels.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:19 pm

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23) Gungans never talked so ridiculously until they all had a fist fight against Corr Vhett.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:22 pm

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24: He can hear a ducks echo
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:24 pm

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25) At night, sheep count Corr Vhett.
26) Carbonite is frozen inside of Corr Vhett.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:25 pm

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27) Corr has been elected King of Naboo, for life.
28) The Galactic Senate killed democracy for Corr.
29) Corr is banned from open RP on the boards because he is a superweapon.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:31 pm

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30) The Sithies exist simply to give the rest of us a chance.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:37 pm

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31: He is the Stig
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:39 pm

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32) He once taught a Jedi Master all dark side Force Powers without that Jedi turning to the darkside.
33) Fleets have Corr Regulations.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:41 pm

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34) Han Solo didn't shoot first, it was Corr.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:44 pm

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35) When the Whills have issues they post in the "Consult Corr" section, and then implode
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:45 pm

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36) Darth Sidious only thought he had "Unlimited power!" because he had never met Corr Vhett.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:08 pm

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*Doesn't sleep.... waits.*

Corr Vhett doesn't wear a buy'ce. That actually IS his face.
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Post Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:51 pm

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37) He can crush the Sun Crusher.. with his butt cheeks.
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