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EDIT: actually, i got something:
SLOW NEWS DAY
*The Camera fades in on Torque and Roseline behind the Chiss News Network news desk*
*A recording plays* War has gripped Gotham City! Long time rivals Dominos Pizza and Pizza Hut clashed outside the city this morning at 1145am. We go to you live now where our lead reporter AJ Reed is on the scene. AJ?
Thank you Bryan! If you look behind me you can see the two forces down below on the field. Local law enforcements bagan reviecing frantic calls at 1130am local time. Reports state that residents began hearing yelling and screaming. Police arrived on the scene to find both parties taking up positions on the field behind me. What began as a minor disagreement on delivery zones has now turned into a messy fight.
Reports state that both forces are armed with pizza cutters, dough scrapers, pizza pokers and pizza sheets. It wasn't until around 1pm when Dominos Pizza brought up catapults and began hammering the Pizza Hut lines with dough balls. If you look to my left you can see that Dominos has set up its line along the ridge infront of the city while Pizza Hut has made its line along the tree line to my right.
While police have made every effort to put an end to this fight, the battle has taken a more severe turn. Not more than an hour ago Pizza Hut called up its reserves and McDonalds reinforcments showed up launching a withering barrage of Big Macs on the Dominos line. The Dominos line is faultering and as you can see some are even runing back towards the city.
It looks as if CEO Patrick Doyle is riding down the hill rallying his forces to stay strong. Juan focus on Patrick! Yes it seems that he is trying to rally his forces and its working. As you can see that the lines are starting to reform! Look! Towards the west! Taco Bell has come to the aid of Dominos and they are now sweeping down like a door on Pizza Huts left flank!
The lines are faultering and now Patrick Doyle is leading his forces in a full on charge! Pizza Hut has just called for retreat and now McDonalds is following! What an amazing turn of events! Wait.....wait....they are coming right at us!!! Ladies and gentlemen this is AJ Reed with HoloNet News brin*transmission cuts out to an incoming barrage of Volcano Tacos and dough balls*
*The camera fades back to a close up of Torque*