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Post Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:17 pm

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Post Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:50 am

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Post Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:50 am

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Post Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:29 pm

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Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you




Yes, I will marry you.
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Post Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:04 am

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"Ewoks, Gamorreans, friends and common folk. Hear me! I, the great and magnificent Dragus, Lord of Famine and Ewok conservationist extraordinaire, have just proclaimed my wish to marry this tender and supple Wok. He has accepted, fulfilling my fondest wish. Together we shall be joined in the holy matrimony of marriage. I beseech you all, lay down your arms and embrace one another in friendship. Today we are all brothers and sisters, joined in celebrating this most joyous of events. Break open the stores, unchain the factory doors. Feast to your hearts content on beer and bacon, while I take this Ewok, who has captured my heart, to my bed chambers and ravage him until he can no longer walk. Huzzah!"

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Post Tue May 17, 2011 1:24 pm

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Only if you call me Vihn during sex.
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Post Tue May 17, 2011 5:30 pm

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"Oye, it's over! The battle is over. His majesty, the Great Drageeny, Scourge of the Seven Space Ways and Deflower of Wok Virginity, has agreed to marry the invaders leader. Bacon and beer for all!" "Uh, bacon and beer for you too, little guy. But after you mop up that mess you made on the floor. I know this planet is infested with pigs, but this ain't no sty."



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Post Thu May 26, 2011 11:21 am

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Post Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:46 pm

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As the news about the terminated battle rang through the factory, Grognaks body language changed somewhat. The offer of Bacon and beer as the most comforting sound of this whole ordeal. Maybe, just maybe, this was a hint at acceptance. He was surely was not going to waste it.

Tooka examined the urinary mess he had made on the floor, this will never do, what a bad first impression. The request to clear it up was the most important request he had been given in his life due to the impending snack and alcoholic peace makers that were being offered.

Tooka took no time in looking around the factory floor and in cupboards for a mop and bucker, scurrying like his life depended on it.

Finally finding a mop he set to clearing up the piddle, as the puddle dwindled in size and the mop head started to turn a stomach churning shade of yellow, Tooka couldn't help but feel the corners of his mouth lift. He was hungry and thirsty, now was the time to rectify these feelings!
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Post Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:35 am

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"Bring in the Woks."
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Post Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:48 am

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"Ahem". "I believe I said, bring in the Woks."

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Post Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:50 am

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Why, must you always have so many woks?



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