Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:45 pm by Avidus Dubh
*Avidus stumbled through the night unaware of the danger he was in. He figured the best defense was a good offense anyways. He learned that from somewhere...If only he could remember where. . .His brows furrowed when suddenly a group of cukes emerged from the brush on the edge of town. He was startled at first. But kept calm. Simply activating his combat program his HUD registered 8 enemies in his immediate area. And something tingling at the back of his mind, this time much stronger than before, told him this was just the beginning. Unsheathing his claymore from it's scabbard. He grinned lightly. This was going to be fun!*
=cukes=
*The Doctor had ordered them all forward. These cukes where just the first of many many waves. And while they were indeed small in number, at least for the moment, they were only an advance scouting party. They noticed Avidus the same time he noticed them. Something about Avidus told them that he wouldn't be as easy as they at first thought, but then he smiled. And that meant, he would feel their pain. More than anything, the cukes hate happiness. All of them determined to crawl up his choobies, or force themselves down this mortal's throat. Then they heard the whine of something activating.*
=Avidus=
*Assuming a defensive stance at first, he charged forward and brought his claymore across in a broad sweep attempting to hack the cukes in half. The cukes however, had a sense about them, they saw the gleam from the massive blade before the strike and dropped to the ground. Now inside within cuking range, they now sprung up aiming for Avidus's choobies, only to find that Avidus was gone. Turning about slightly bewildered. They again spotted him a good 10 further than they thought he was.*
=Cukes=
*(Via Veggie telepathy) The Cuke is strong with this one. . .Or he is just lucky.*
*It was the cukes turn to attack and they did so with a vengence. Avidus had realized that his opponent was too small for his claymore so he planted it in the ground tip in the rich soil of Thyferra and drew out his twin red lightsabers. The cukes came on. This time Avidus attempted a faster slash and waited till the cukes where almost upon him. He heard a slight screech as one of the cukes which wasn't fast enough, was cloven in half. He smiled but his 'victory' was short lived. His felled enemy now rose, with a lightsaber as a weapon, the Cukes couldn't be killed, their rich succulent juices would be retained and allow them to survive. The now nine cukes turned in unison. At first the cukes had recoiled at the sight of the lightsabers, they glimmered with a deadly sheen but now they laughed.*
*(Via cuke Telepathy) HA HA HA HA! So, their weapons are-*
=Avidus=
*BOOM! One of the cukes exploded. The remaining eight cukes turned and looked at the speaker. Only to find to their horror, that his juices had been blown everywhere. As they once again lunged at Avidus another one exploded. Avidus smiled.*
*So, HE rounds work eh?*
*He thought to himself. As the massive slug thrower jolted his arm about. quickly holstering the slug thrower he raised his hand and traced a rune. The cukes had closed in, but something held them back. They felt a sudden unease now that they were within Cuking range. They caught only one sentence.*
I summon Mr. Fro-Fro!
*A loud BOOM! Echoed as the dark energy dispersed resuming it's normal course in the universe. When the thunder had died away there stood in front of Avidus of all things, a massive rabbit.*
=Mr. Fro-Fro=
Wha? Where'd my strippers go?
*Turning he notes Avidus.*
YOU choobies! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEST LAP DANCE A RABBIT CAN GET! WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN-
=Avidus=
*Simply points to the Cukes.*
=Mr. Fro-Fro=
Eh? You at least got me lunch!
*Launches himself at the Cukes opening his enormous mouth.*
=Cukes=
*(Via Cuke telepathy) FALL BACK! FALL THE HELL BAC-*
*The cukes vanished like the NY Yankees into Villa's mum as Mr. Fro-Fro opened his gaping maw and swallowed every last cuke in the scout party before turning to face Avidus.*
=Mr. Fro-Fro=
That wasn't all that bad laddie, I'm full. But on that note. I am getting the kriff out of here! I miss my little play bunnies.
*After taking a massive Sithspit Mr. Fro-Fro vanishes.*
=Avidus=
*Shivers and nearly collapses from the sith magic he'd just used. He weakly stumbles about. Then hears a rustling noise. His combat senses kicking in, he whips out his short Phirk cutlass that was a gift from some crazy pirate he'd met a while ago and faces the new threat.*
=Lone Cuke=
You WILL submit to the will of the ALMIGHTY CUKE!
*The Cuke launched itself in the air at Avidus aiming to hit him in the face, but Avidus ducked to the side and swipped at the Cuke. He felt his blow connect and and one of the most inhuman screeches as a fair chunk of the cukes skin fell to the ground.*
Not bad human not bad. . .
=Avidus=
*In his robotic voice without opening his mouth.*
You will find, that I am not human at all foul veggie. And I shall send you where you belong, to the compost heap!
*Avidus activated his Adrinaline reserve, which allowed him to move faster for a short amount of time he sliced clean through the cuke and took off in the oppisite direction heading back to the city. He had come to realize that out here, was no safer than in the city. And rather than be outnumbered, he thought perhaps he could get the drop on the next scouting party that would be headed this way. Little did he know, that if he had kept going, he could have made it to the jungle as the scouting party he'd run into was the at the very far left of the sinister cuke army's advance.*