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HE'S NOT PARANOID! IT'S THE TRUTH


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Post Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:00 am

HE'S NOT PARANOID! IT'S THE TRUTH

*Looks nervous before waddling over and voicing his opinion on the article.*

The government wants us to just die quietly and blame it on global warming, well I can tell you for one having flown north and south that they are liars and trying to kill off all of us just to keep it quiet. This duck isn't going to be quiet any longer, the government wants all avian life dead, we pose too much of a threat to them because our voice is so loud.




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Post Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:01 pm

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don't you have Whill matters to attend to?
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Post Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:54 am

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I knew it! A conspiracy...

Post Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:21 am

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Totally irrelevant:

I love our cosmic Whill/duck.
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Post Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:13 am

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Little duckies who poke their beaks in places they don't belong often end up A L'Orange...
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Post Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:01 am

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Image *(Ban-Hammers) The Ducky for the fun of it.*
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Post Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:21 am

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WOW! Just WOW! Now Ducky, i know you are taking this to heart and everything, but WOW!
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Post Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:54 pm

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Ducky is afraid of !
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Post Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:00 pm

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and.............
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Post Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:17 pm

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[quote="Wanderer":173oniua]don't you have Whill matters to attend to?[/quote:173oniua]

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Post Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:41 pm

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If theyre all killed off, where am I goin to get my Duck Sauce
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Post Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:50 pm

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....And Mayonnaise. :)

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