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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:17 am

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Your wish is granted, you win the lottery. Unfortunately for you, on the day that you win, the jackpot contains only 5 cent.

I wish this paper would write itself.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:27 am

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Your wish is granted; the paper magically writes itself. Unfortunately it wrote itself on the wrong subject, and even got that completely incorrect, leading you to fail at life.

I wish it was 5pm now.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:29 am

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Your wish is granted, it is 5pm now, thus leading to you missing several hours of your life and never knowing that by doing so you missed the best thing that was ever going to happen to you.

I wish the nice weather would stay for the next few weeks.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:32 am

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Your wish is granted; the weather remains beautiful for the next few weeks. It is perfect; sunny, warm and humidity is "just right". Unfortunately that is the weather everywhere except where you are. Where you are it is windy, raining and cold. It also hails on you a little at random times whenever you step too far from suitable cover. And I'm talking golf-ball sized hailstones.

I wish my lunch was more interesting.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:38 am

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Your wish is granted; your lunch immediately becomes more interesting. In fact, it becomes so interesting that you just can't get away from it, thus repeatedly being very late for work, resulting in you losing your job and eventually leading to you being estranged from your friends and loved ones because of your unhealthy obsession with lunch.

I wish we could have a new coffee machine for our office.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:42 am

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Your wish is granted; a new wild coffee machine appears in your office. It works perfectly, delivering the very best coffee in the world whenever asked of it. Unfortunately it never works for you, or even when someone else tries to get a coffee for you. Whenever it senses you want coffee, or anything else for that matter, it only serves hot liquid dog poop.

I wish my back was better.

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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:49 am

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You get your better back, however since your back is better you suddenly find that you are expected to go on long walks every weekend, getting sunburn in the sun and colds in the rain. You also no longer have the time to log on and rp ever again.

I wish your back was better XD
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:55 am

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Your wish is granted; my back is better. It now once more resembles the strong back I once had. This means I am now able to partake in sports that I enjoy, like football and rugby etc. This means I join local teams, and spent evenings and weekends training, and playing these sports. I become obsessed with them and have little to no time to spend with you, and the time I do have; I am too exhausted to do anything fun.

I wish you would tidy your house more.

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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:05 am

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I clean my house and you have to ask me to marry you because you promised once that was the deal. You are now engaged to a crazy cat lady and have to live with her and her ever increasing cat numbers >.<

I wish I could teleport
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:09 am

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Your wish is granted; you can now teleport anywhere in existence, at any time it existed. There is no plain of time nor location that is out of bounds. Unfortunately you have no control over it, and are doomed to a lifetime of "jumping" randomly, to an infinite number of possibilities, every 15 seconds.

I wish my girlfriend was not a crazy cat-lady.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:14 am

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Your wish is granted; your girlfriend is not a crazy cat lady. However she becomes a crazy dog-lady instead and holds 10 Dobermanns in her house who slobber all over you everytime you go to visit.

I wish everyone would just get along greatly.
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:17 am

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Your wish is granted; everyone gets on greatly. In fact, everyone gets on so well with everyone, that everyone forms loving and sexual relationships with everyone. Including you and your family members. Including you and animals. Including you and zombies.

I wish money had not been invented, and people just happily traded-off for things they needed.
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Post Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:06 pm

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Your wish is granted, but such an inefficient system on such a large scale population quickly leads to high demand for all products, resulting in unrest, rioting, and eventual upheaval of all governments only for them to be replaced by feudal warlords and the rebirth of the Roman Catholic Church as dominant over the known world. In other words, you sent us back to the Dark Ages. And in the confusion of one of the riots, you are killed when a cart of pumpkins is upended on top of you, crushing the life from your body.

I wish I had a pair of dice.
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Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:57 pm

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Your wish is granted, a pair of Dice show up in your mail and you open the box happy to see the dice. Unfortunately since it was made in japan the black dotted numbers on each side were forgotten. Congratulations, you now have two white cubes.

I wish George lucas had never made a prequel about Anakin becoming vader, instead a 3 movie sequel of the new Republic following Luke as the head master and Han and their kids etc etc :D
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Post Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:46 am

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Your wish is granted. The prequels cease to exist, and in their place rise 3 brand new sequel movies. Unfortunately, George Lucas retains total control over their making as with the prequels, so the same problems (an over-reliance on CGI and blue screen tech and not enough on real actors and real sets, bad acting, a script with no cohesive storyline and massive plotholes, and Jar-Jar Binks) still ruin the new movies.

I wish for seven Halo Installations, which I activate, killing all traces of life everywhere.

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Post Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:46 pm

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Your wish is granted and thus you get seven Halo's, due to a typo somewhere along the lines.

Sadly for you the angels whose halo's you seemed to have acquired are pretty pissed so in short you get smited by God.

I wish Pokemon were real and you could catch them and train them and battle etc.
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Post Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:46 pm

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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately for you, you are rubbish at it, and get bullied by everyone else who can train Pokemon for never winning a match, and having the worst selection of Pokemon imaginable.

I wish lightsabers were real.
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Post Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:55 am

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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you never bothered to wish for the talent in using one, so the very first time you attempt to use it, you fumble about before cutting off three fingers, then drop it on your own leg, slicing it off at the knee. You die a lonely broken cripple.

I wish for all of existence to be extinguished.
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Post Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:09 pm

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[quote="Lord Saurn":28lxmveu]I wish for all of existence to be extinguished.[/quote:28lxmveu]

Your wish is granted. All life is extinguished, or so you thought.

As you utter your wish every single living thing has been destroyed, and you yourself have been obliterated. What your former living self did not count on was the Backup and Restore function. Everything has been put back to normal but you are now stuck in Limbo, never able to [url=http://321fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/35.jpeg:28lxmveu]escape[/url:28lxmveu].

I wish for Obi-Wan's beard, and all the awesomeness and glory that comes with it.
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Post Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:31 pm

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Granted you get the beard of gods, but upon getting it Obi Wan finds you rips it off your face along with your skin thus killing you.

I wish that something or other happens this weekend.
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