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Corrupt a wish (Reboot)


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Post Sun May 06, 2012 7:03 pm

Corrupt a wish (Reboot)

[quote:1zj48un6]The game is simple, you corrupt the wish of the person above you. Grant their wish but twist it, make it horrible and wrong, make it hurt lol. It has to be relevant to the wish though.

For example:

[u:1zj48un6][color=#4080BF:1zj48un6]Wish:[/color:1zj48un6][/u:1zj48un6] I wish I had a goldfish.

[u:1zj48un6][color=#FF0000:1zj48un6]Unacceptable answer:[/color:1zj48un6][/u:1zj48un6] You get your goldfish then get raped by a clown. (This answer, while horrible, wrong and painful, does NOT corrupt the goldfish part of the wish but just tacks something completly unrelated to the end of it)

[u:1zj48un6][color=#00BF00:1zj48un6]Acceptable answer:[/color:1zj48un6][/u:1zj48un6] You get your gold fish but it turns out to be hyper-intelligent and evil and kills you in your sleep. (This answer fits all of the afforementioned criteria. It grants the wish twists the wish itself and makes the wish into something bad)
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[narration:1zj48un6]This is a game created by someone known as Don and i thought it would be cool to bring it back. If anyone's up to it, corrupt away! >:D[/narration:1zj48un6]

[b:1zj48un6]I wish i could be in two places at once.[/b:1zj48un6]
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Post Mon May 07, 2012 4:05 am

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Granted but in order to do this your body is severed in two killing you, thus making you unable to enjoy the ability to be in two places at once.

I wish I could have good food for lunch

Post Mon May 07, 2012 4:17 am

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[u:468hinnp][color=#4080BF:468hinnp]Wish:[/color:468hinnp][/u:468hinnp] [quote="Xeonon Solomon":468hinnp]I wish I could have good food for lunch[/quote:468hinnp]

[u:468hinnp][color=#FF0000:468hinnp]Unacceptable answer:[/color:468hinnp][/u:468hinnp] You get your good food then get raped by a clown.

[u:468hinnp][color=#00BF00:468hinnp]Acceptable answer:[/color:468hinnp][/u:468hinnp] You enjoy a quality meal cooked to perfection with quality ingredients. Unfortunately, the chef who made it is a crazy man, and your food was laced with caesium. Enjoy your painful last few weeks on earth.

I wish my team wins the premiership this year.
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Post Mon May 07, 2012 4:55 am

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Your wish is granted but your team is later disqualified for using performance enhancing drugs, stripping them of the win.

I wish that I was an amazing writer.

Post Mon May 07, 2012 5:19 am

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[quote="Deylia Agrona":3rkvhj1b]I wish that I was an amazing writer.[/quote:3rkvhj1b]

[color=#FF0000:3rkvhj1b]You are an amazing writer, unfortunately you are also the last person left alive on Earth, so there is no one left to appreciate your brilliance. Except the zombies.[/color:3rkvhj1b]
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 2:41 am

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[quote="Darth Kaine":sg1v6ags][quote="Deylia Agrona":sg1v6ags]I wish that I was an amazing writer.[/quote:sg1v6ags]

[color=#FF0000:sg1v6ags]You are an amazing writer, unfortunately you are also the last person left alive on Earth, so there is no one left to appreciate your brilliance. Except the zombies.[/color:sg1v6ags]

Wish:

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Kaine's wish was granted. He got nothing, but the nothingness consumed him and everything about him. Thus he ceased to exist anymore.

I wish that I didn't have to do anything to pass my exams and assignments.
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 10:09 am

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You pass your exams with flying colors, however you are then suspected of cheating and your qualifications are taken away from you.

I wish I could have more wishes.
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 10:57 am

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[quote="Kirus":2skl1nvw]I wish I could have more wishes.[/quote:2skl1nvw]
Granted. You are turned into a genie, thus granting you infinite wishes, but you are now a slave living in a lamp and must use your wishes at the command of others.

I wish this wish will remain uncorrupted.
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 6:16 pm

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Your wish is granted but it doesnt stop a person killing you out of jealousy

I wish I was killed slowly and painfully by an evil man with no sanctity of life
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 6:19 pm

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[quote="Deylia Agrona":1zef1nrp]Your wish is granted but it doesnt stop a person killing you out of jealousy[/quote:1zef1nrp]
I believe this would fall into the unacceptable answer category, as it has nothing to do with the original wish.
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 7:51 pm

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I wish I could see Scarlett Johanson naked.
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Post Tue May 08, 2012 10:47 pm

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Your wish is granted but then you discover that she is actually a guy

I wish I was omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, and Immortal.
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 12:45 am

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Your wish has been granted, but after a few hundred years, life becomes boring and you slip into insanity when you realize you can't end your pain with suicide.

I wish I could really use the Force
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 9:26 am

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[quote="Darius Kortec":5up7qoy5]Your wish has been granted, but after a few hundred years, life becomes boring and you slip into insanity when you realize you can't end your pain with suicide.

I wish I could really use the Force[/quote:5up7qoy5]

You can use the Force, and your first use of it is telekinesis on a small object to see if you have the power. However, being not well trained in it's use, you are distracted for a moment by a family member and accidentally throw it at a lethal speed toward said family member, killing him or her.

I wish I could have a million bucks.
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 3:03 pm

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Granted. When you wake up everymorning you will find a million bucks on your front yard. Unfoutanitly they are of the deer variety and upon seeing you they stampede into your house making you owe a million dollars in renovations.

I wish I could manipulate matter.
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 5:44 pm

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[quote="Xeonon Solomon":i0r9yuq9]Granted. When you wake up everymorning you will find a million bucks on your front yard. Unfoutanitly they are of the deer variety and upon seeing you they stampede into your house making you owe a million dollars in renovations.

I wish I could manipulate matter.[/quote:i0r9yuq9]

You're given the book named [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_%28novel%29:i0r9yuq9]Matter[/url:i0r9yuq9] by Iain Banks to play with as you see fit.

I wish for a thirty foot club hoagie.
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Post Wed May 16, 2012 12:49 am

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Your wish is granted, but after eating your hoagie, you discover that it wasn't made with the 'freshest' ingredients. As a result, you spend the next few hours glued to a toliet seat.

I wish I was Harbinger (ME3)
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Post Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:05 am

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[quote="Damillia Seraph":l4pht8ca][color=#FFBFFF:l4pht8ca]Your wish is granted, but after eating your hoagie, you discover that it wasn't made with the 'freshest' ingredients. As a result, you spend the next few hours glued to a toliet seat.

I wish I was Harbinger (ME3)[/color:l4pht8ca][/quote:l4pht8ca]

Your wish is granted, but you're killed horribly by Reapers the first day on the job.

I wish for unlimited wishes.
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Post Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:32 am

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Your wish is granted, except every wish you are now granted will have a horrible, twisted consequence as a result -- even the wishes following that where you attempt to "fix" the problem. Each and every wish now affects you and those you love a hundred fold, all with horrid results.

I wish I could drink the world's most-fantastical Dr. Pepper, perfectly chilled and exquisitely prepared.
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Post Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:29 pm

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Your wish is granted, but the sheer perfection of the drink is too much for your heart to handle, and it gives out, killing you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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