Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard

OBI WAN SHAVED HIS BEARD ON THE SHOW!

Yet...benath the surface of his mouth his beard survives... Plotting against Kenobi himself.

Obi-Wan Kenobi was shot today. Tomorrow is the bolt's funeral.

Obi-wan Kenobi's favorite drink is Jawa juice, which he squeezes out of actual Jawas with his bare hands.

Obi-wan Kenobi wakes up caf every morning.

Obi-wan Kenobi can play jizz music with his heart.

Obi-wan Kenobi knows the secret of Monkey Island.

The Force is everywhere, but guess what, Obi-wan Kenobi arrives there first.

Obi-wan Kenobi simply walks into Mordor.

When Yoda acted as Kenobi's teacher when he was a youngling, he always referred to Obi-wan as sir.

While all of the galaxy is bound to the laws of gravity, to Obi-wan, they're merely suggestions.

lol the third point.

Haha, minor typo that makes the entire point even funnier!

:D

By the beard of Kenobi! This totally just became my absolutely favourite thread on the entire site!

Yay...soon Obi-Wan will be just as tired and overused as Chuck Norris is...

Saurn makes a very valid and legitimate point.....while Kenobi's beard is something completely awe-inspiring, it'll start losing it's touch. Not to be a downer or anything, I mean, by all means continue. I enjoy reading what people come up with....I'm just sayin'...

Kenobi once visited earth, moments after stepping onto the planet his shadow came to life and ran away in fear. The shadow later started calling itself Chuck Norris.

-TA

Ewan mcgregor says he's up for a Obi wan role, I think star wars isn't star wars if Obi wan isn't in at least one scene in each movie.