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Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard
In light of the fact that it was insanely funny (for me at least), I'm going to restart this thread anew. Please, people, help me with rebuilding the awesomeness of Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard!
I shall start with:
Obi-Wan doesn't tie his shoelaces, they just hang on for dear life!
Obi-Wan Kenobi turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
There is no chin behind Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard. There is only another lightsaber.
Obi-Wan Kenobi's beard is barbed wire soaked in rancor blood and held together by the souls of Sith.