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Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:46 pm
Dragus is Palpatine
Okay, this does makes sense, sort of.
We were trying to figure out why the Empire's best troops the 501st got whooped by ewoks, little creatures who worship Threepio as a god, are easily beaten by Artoo's little zapper, and hit themselves with their own slingshots. Ewoks who beat up armored stormtroopers with little furry fists that probably couldn't break a window, let alone a battle-hardened soldiers. And then I realized, not once do you see a stormtrooper fire his rifle at an Ewok, you see the AT-ST's fire at them but not the troopers themselves.
So some of us are lead to believe that they were the best troopers the Empire had but their orders were not to harm the Ewoks personally, just the Rebel adults. And through that we believe that Palpatine is indeed Dragus, who has a need for some super sexy time with the little pedobears A.K.A. Ewoks.
Now there is very little evidence to prove this, but who else can see a really old, wrinkled, crusty, Dragus wanting some furry hardcore S&M Ewok love?
We were trying to figure out why the Empire's best troops the 501st got whooped by ewoks, little creatures who worship Threepio as a god, are easily beaten by Artoo's little zapper, and hit themselves with their own slingshots. Ewoks who beat up armored stormtroopers with little furry fists that probably couldn't break a window, let alone a battle-hardened soldiers. And then I realized, not once do you see a stormtrooper fire his rifle at an Ewok, you see the AT-ST's fire at them but not the troopers themselves.
So some of us are lead to believe that they were the best troopers the Empire had but their orders were not to harm the Ewoks personally, just the Rebel adults. And through that we believe that Palpatine is indeed Dragus, who has a need for some super sexy time with the little pedobears A.K.A. Ewoks.
Now there is very little evidence to prove this, but who else can see a really old, wrinkled, crusty, Dragus wanting some furry hardcore S&M Ewok love?
